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Premium Trading Signals
Ape-approved signals that make your portfolio go BRRR!
BTCUSDT
Entry
Stop Loss
35,400Targets
Exchange
BinanceETHUSDT
Entry
Stop Loss
2,550Targets
Exchange
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Result Reports
Transparent performance tracking - we show the losses too!
Total Signals
142
Win Rate
69%
ROI
+32.5%
Win/Loss
98/44
Month | Signals | Wins | Losses | Win Rate | ROI |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
February 2025 | 142 | 98 | 44 | 69% | +32.5% |
January 2025 | 152 | 69 | 83 | 45.4% | +18.2% |
December 2024 | 386 | 71 | 315 | 18.4% | -5.7% |
November 2024 | 113 | 61 | 52 | 54% | +21.3% |
October 2024 | 123 | 96 | 27 | 78% | +45.8% |
September 2024 | 35 | 20 | 15 | 57.1% | +12.4% |
Top Performing Pairs
- BTCUSDT+42.8%
- SOLUSDT+38.5%
- DOGEUSDT+35.2%
Biggest Winners
AVAXUSDT Long
Oct 15, 2024
+78.3%
ETHUSDT Short
Sep 28, 2024
+65.1%
Biggest Losses
LINKUSDT Long
Dec 12, 2024
-15.2%
BNBUSDT Short
Jan 5, 2025
-12.8%
Remember: Past performance is not indicative of future results. Always trade responsibly and use proper risk management!
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