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Before HGML, I was buying high and selling low. Now I'm just buying high... but selling HIGHER! 🚀 My wife's boyfriend is finally impressed!

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Full-time Trader

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Premium Trading Signals

Ape-approved signals that make your portfolio go BRRR!

Trading Signals
BUY

BTCUSDT

+5.2%

Entry

1: 36,5002: 36,200

Stop Loss

35,400

Targets

TP1: 37,800TP2: 38,500

Exchange

Binance
Mar 8
active
SELL

ETHUSDT

+3.8%

Entry

1: 2,4502: 2,480

Stop Loss

2,550

Targets

TP1: 2,350TP2: 2,250

Exchange

Bybit
Mar 7
active

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Result Reports

Transparent performance tracking - we show the losses too!

Monthly Performance
Detailed breakdown of our trading signals

Total Signals

142

Win Rate

69%

ROI

+32.5%

Win/Loss

98/44

MonthSignalsWinsLossesWin RateROI
February 2025142984469%+32.5%
January 2025152698345.4%+18.2%
December 20243867131518.4%-5.7%
November 2024113615254%+21.3%
October 2024123962778%+45.8%
September 202435201557.1%+12.4%
Performance Highlights

Top Performing Pairs

  • BTCUSDT+42.8%
  • SOLUSDT+38.5%
  • DOGEUSDT+35.2%

Biggest Winners

AVAXUSDT Long

Oct 15, 2024

+78.3%

ETHUSDT Short

Sep 28, 2024

+65.1%

Biggest Losses

LINKUSDT Long

Dec 12, 2024

-15.2%

BNBUSDT Short

Jan 5, 2025

-12.8%

Remember: Past performance is not indicative of future results. Always trade responsibly and use proper risk management!

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